BWAHAAAHAHHAAAAA

Opportunity only comes once in a while...the house is dark...the older boys are out in the guest house...I am walking upstairs...I hear the back door creak and open...and realize it's probably Joe walking in the house...in the dark...bwahhhaaahahahaa....

I am stealth (hahahahaha) and go running into the dark kitchen and scream 'BOOOO!' Joe jumps and screams (his woman scream, yougottahearittobelieveit)...and turns on the light...yells at me...'MOM!!! What is wrong with you!!! Are you crazy?' I am laughing, laughing...(standing now in the lighted kitchen...in my crazy cheetah flannel pajamas)...

I walk out of the kitchen...Joe is yelling up to me...'How OLD are you anyway? You are too old to be doing that!!! Just wait - I will pay you back!!!' Uuuhhhh, I'm so scared...

BWAHAHHAAAAHHHAAAA